Hello, this is the Jerk Store. I’m calling for Sammy.
Right, you're their friend. Sorry, this is the only number I
was given for them. Well, could you still pass on the message?
Great. Then please tell Sammy that… we have sold out
of them. There are no more Sammys in stock.
Yes, we’ve been selling Sammys at the Jerk Store. And
quite a lot of them!
It’s not for me to ask why people are buying jerks. All
I do is supply them. Look, just tell Sammy we’re all out, will you? Thanks.
Will we get more in? Why – you looking to get another
of your pal?
Oh, how will we get more? Uh, that’s a company
secret. Don’t worry about it.
Right, I have got to go. These jerks won’t sell
themselves! Which is just another reason to hate them. If you have any further
questions, our contact details are online. And if you want to be sold in our
store, don’t hesitate to get in touch.
I was not implying anything. I am just saying that –
Hello?
Jerk.
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