Coming soon to an Internet near you: eBaby.

So apparently Amazon sell babies now.

Before you stop reading on the grounds that you think I'm keen to get a conspiracy theory going, let me reassure you that I only tried to do that once, but the whole "bananas don't exist" idea turned out to be a dead end.

Anyway, I have proof of this Amazon thing. In fact, they're pretty blatant about it. They've even started emailing people about this new venture. How do I know? Well, what follows is a genuine picture I saw whilst skimming through my inbox. The only explanation for it I can think of is that Amazon are branching out into discount kids.



Is it Buy One, Get One Free?

On second thoughts, maybe they were attempting a poor pun on the word 'delivery'. Ah. Perhaps I shouldn't have sent them that scathing letter. Oh well, you live and you learn...