On second thoughts, let's not meet the Muppets...

The Muppets are pretty sweet, right? They're a lovable, friendly bunch of try-hards with hearts of gold who just want to put on a good show. The appeal of their amusing antics crosses generations worldwide. They represent plain ole wholesome family fun. All in all, they're adorable.

Or so I thought until coming face to face with the following in a toy outlet recently:

Obviously one heckle too many had made Fozzie snap.

Honestly, that's terrifying. When comedians claim to have 'killed' at successful gigs, I used to doubt that's intended literally. Judging by Fozzie's expression, I'm now not so sure. Seriously, I don't know whether the designers were going for vengeful aggression, but my goodness, that's certainly what they've achieved. You definitely wouldn't want that in bed next to you.

On the plus side, if you're ever looking for a gift for someone you hate...