THINGS WORTH APOLOGISING FOR:
*Hitting someone
*Hitting someone with a car
*Hitting someone's car
*Hitting on someone's car
*Sleeping with someone else's car even though they're in a long-term relationship with it
*Unwittingly turning what should be a list of silly things into one involving intercourse with automobiles
*Unwittingly turning into a poodle
*Unwittingly turning a poodle into a cat
*Wittingly turning a poodle into a cat
*Wittily turning a poodle into a cat
*Wittily insulting someone and not meaning it
*Wittily insulting someone's loved one and not meaning it
*Not-so-wittily insulting someone or their loved one and not meaning it
THINGS NOT WORTH APOLOGISING FOR:
Updating a blog on a regular basis as it is a hobby and not something you've been paid to do or something you've been asked to do. You do not owe anybody anything. Stop saying 'sorry' - it's not as if you called someone's a nan a nincompoop. Thank you!
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